Woman’s Insight

The most difficult imperative statement of the world: interpret a woman. The answer to this short phrase could never be found even you turn the world upside down. Why? The woman, herself, does not know how to explicitly provide explanation on this. During the time she was a baby, she was taught to utter different words and what it is in reality. All the while, they knew what she wants. She cried when in pain. She laughed when she felt the joy. She asked for food when hungry. As she grew, she became more of a woman.

But when she started to be with a man.. it becomes a very odd story. The complication begins when she says a word, yet, she means it differently. Who would do that when all the words in the dictionary are adequate enough for her to cut it straight? Brains of a woman would do so.

If she says, “I want a sexy guy” — she wants a man who can make her feel sexy when they are together.

If she says, “I need space” to a man — she means she is ready to let go of her man and start anew with somebody else.

If she says, “My dress doesn’t look good on me” — she is waiting for her man to express how beautiful she is, wearing that dress.

If she says, “She will just stroll in the mall” — be prepared, get a cash advance loan and when she is back, she has already clasping a number of shopping bags.

When it comes to her, a minute is translated to more than 60 seconds. The conversion of time varies depending, most probably, on her mood.

She learns a new definition of anger which she denotes through saying, “I am not angry” followed by a deep sigh and silence. And when her man finally decoded that she is indeed feeling bad, she will not say a word, implying, “You better work on your toes and make up for the good, or else..”

So, how can you interpret a woman when the words coming out from her mouth transgress into an idiomatic expression that could hardly be translated even by the most intellectual man?